weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

13 hours ago with 53,203 notes
unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

smith family shittin on your whole life 
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eabernathy:

halloween in Australia

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dangerousactivity:

Avoiding spoilers on tumblr

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15 hours ago with 209,817 notes

I ordered some sunnies two weeks ago to take to groovin the moo (music festival) and they still haven’t arrived and I’m leaving tomorrow so I won’t get them :(

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kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
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maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

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amanda-breathes:

fullbodiedlovin:

Here’s to a week for the unconventional before and after photos, National Eating Disorder Awareness Week. For most of my life, I’ve been heavier, and consequently shamed and belittled for my weight.  When I started college, however, I weighed 103 pounds, was eating 400-600 calories a day, doing about 90 minutes of cardio daily, and most importantly, I was anorexic. I was 15 pounds underweight, but no one thought to say anything because they were too busy applauding me for my unnatural weight loss. This is me calling them out. This is my telling them they were wrong. This is me thanking my real life and tumblr friends for everything they done to get me to the wonderful place I am today. So fuck you traditional pictures of “healthy”, I may be fat, but I beat my eating disorder. 

FUCK YEA this makes me ridiculously happy.  
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devpatels:

Days turned into weeks. Weeks turned into months. And one not so very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down and I wrote our story. A story about a time. A story about a place. A story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The end.

15 hours ago with 852 notes

damnnlyssa:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

oyesiam1:

Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.

x

there is literally nothing i hate about this woman

ellen for jesus 2016

"ELLEN FOR JESUS 2016"

15 hours ago with 371,606 notes

cumberbatched-in-the-shire:

whitebeltwriter:

There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“

  • girls
  • boys
  • trans
  • anyone
  • no one
  • friends
  • etc

So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.

Like:

"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”

Or:

"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."

you are the future

This is weird, do you guys only go to a club to pick up people??

1 day ago with 213,858 notes

annacdp:

George R. R. Martin… wisdom at its finest

1 day ago with 17,236 notes
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